A Rough Week

I finally made it to my last week of being jobless, and I can't be happier to be going back into a world of structure and employment. Daytime TV is NOT cutting it. Anyway, my body decided to go out with a bit of a bang. I had my colposcopy a few days ago and I found out today that I need another biopsy next week because the doctor needs a better sample. Then this morning while I was eating a banana... Let's just say I wish I was wearing a diaper.... 

All week in this house I've been cooped,

And a part of my cervix was scooped.

To make matters worse,

There must be a curse,

Because instead of just farting I pooped.

Mother's Day

This one goes out to my mama. She raised three beautiful children, works full time, cooks amazing meals from scratch, grows a garden, and laughs at my jokes. I'm lucky that she (and my dad) let me and Meshugah move back in temporarily while I continue to settle back into Minnesota. I feel privileged to be raised by such a strong person, who encourages me to write limericks. Here's one I wrote for my mom's special day:

Each day she can wear many hats,

As she deals with her family of brats,

She's a mom and a wife,

And for now that's the life,

'Cuz her only grandchildren are cats!