OBAMA'S BOW, WOW!

In China, Obama gave bow
This bothers the right wing somehow
So say quite a few,
"Do not, such things, do
You don't know to Hu you kowtow

Gary Hallock

WEEDIN' THE GARDEN

When weather is no longer hot

Some transplants will just go to pot

But at home of hippie

When weather gets nippy

Those trance plants get smoked quite a lot

Gary Hallock

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DON'T TAKE IT LYING DOWN

If you've spent retirement days
Relaxing, you must mend your ways
Old age is seductive
But should be productive
Don't yield to the thrill of the chaise

Gary Hallock

DON'T BE AN ICE HOLE

If you go to frozen lake fishin'
And catching a few is your mission
Don't cut hole in ice
Cuz fish have good spies
And this gives away your position

Gary Hallock

NOT FEELING UP TO IT

Escorted cute ghoul to the dance
No ghost of a chance for romance
On first base I reckoned
I'd slide into second
But boobs were just "boos" with implants

Gary Hallock

FLEA'S A CROWD

The Lord, hard at work on "creation"
Distracted by itching sensation
Discovered that fleas
Were biting his knees
What's this? It's some sort of mutation

These fleas seemed intent on migration
In upwardly mobile invasion
He knew he'd soon find
Himself in a bind
With scratching and constant abrasion

So using his great 'magination
He fixed up the whole situation
Creating the cat
Solved problem like "that"
Now fleas have a preoccupation

GARY HALLOCK

THAT'S A BAD RAP

Performers of hip-hop dress dapper
With metal mouth grilled like bug-zapper
One guy tried such singing
Without any blinging
But no one enjoyed, "Plain Brown Rapper"

Gary Hallock

FUSSY MATH

Paramecium pair got excited

Attempting to mate, which ignited

A heated debate

Which ended their date

It's clear they were greatly divided

Gary Hallock

SEERS HAVE EVERYTHING

Clairvoyants who lack much in clarity
Peer into the future with rarity
Their poor divination
Brings on constipation
They suffer from oracularity

Gary Hallock

COLUMBUS DUH!

What does "Pre-Colombian" mean?
Before Christopher made the scene?
No! Please heed this warning
It's that bad time of morning
Before you have brewed up your bean

Gary Hallock

PEACE SURPRISE

Each year, Nobel jury assesses
Which person has had more successes
In keeping the peace
Or in this case at leas'
It's the guy who has made fewer messes

Gary Hallock

A HEAD OF HIS TIME

Perhaps you have now heard or read
Of ball player, famed Williams, Ted
Whose poor frozen noggin
Received a bad floggin'
I'm guessing he's batter off dead

Gary Hallock

FOREST RHYME

One thing about English I love
Is some words will rhyme if enov
Emphasis you give it
You may not beliv it
Or possibly you disapprov

Gary Hallock

SHOP UPLIFTING

For gals who have bust line that lacks
New Playtex development: Facts?
Brassieres, feather-filled
They're sure you'll be thrilled
To see they've got down to bra stacks

Gary Hallock

NOOSE OF THE WEIRD

An unfortunate incident ended
Career of young gallows attendant
For he didn't believe
The last-minute reprieve
When the guy had his sentence suspended

Gary Hallock