A Rough Week

I finally made it to my last week of being jobless, and I can't be happier to be going back into a world of structure and employment. Daytime TV is NOT cutting it. Anyway, my body decided to go out with a bit of a bang. I had my colposcopy a few days ago and I found out today that I need another biopsy next week because the doctor needs a better sample. Then this morning while I was eating a banana... Let's just say I wish I was wearing a diaper.... 

All week in this house I've been cooped,

And a part of my cervix was scooped.

To make matters worse,

There must be a curse,

Because instead of just farting I pooped.